he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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