so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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