So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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