tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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