She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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