did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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