Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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