my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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