i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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