If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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