i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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