Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Randomize
