I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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