id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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