normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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