My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Dick very happy bro
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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