Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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