next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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