so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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