school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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