Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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