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It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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