Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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