the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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