talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm sobbing to NWA
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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