It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
one might say we're banned from that church
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Randomize
