hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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