After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
