good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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