There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize