you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
That accounts for only three of the penises
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
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