I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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