Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize
