I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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