i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
