Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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