You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
the night ended with taco bell and tears
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize