the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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