He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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