I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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