She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I need to wash the frat house off of me
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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