why didn't you poke me back
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Duck Duck Cougar?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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