dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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