I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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