Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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