No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Randomize
