my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
