But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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