Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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