We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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