ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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