I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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