You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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