She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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