I'm drive I can fine osifer
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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