so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
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