so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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