butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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