I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize
