Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize